Stolen Quotes:

• "Fishnet stockings speak louder than words"
  -Esteban Coca
  
• "It's not Christmas unless it's butt cold"
  -Jayna Oakes
  
• "I think the first time I accused him of not having electricity in his home country, he got a little offended"
  -Jason Capron
  
• "Having a great day? You'll get over it"
  -Eric Laing
  
• "Elegance is frightening"
  -Laura Myers
  
• "I hope that you are fooled by the wittiness of this page and do not notice the lack of substance"
  -Habib J.
  
• "Sarcasm is bliss"
  -Deborah Lain
  
• "I have nothing clever to say. Yet"
  -Damon the Bold
  
• "Most jokes turn out to be facts and most facts turn out to be jokes"
  -Jason Cook
  
• "Is the unspoken just a lie?"
  -DC
  
• "I don't care what anybody thinks, including myself"
  -RBW-YFM
  
• "Next time you're feeling bad about your life just remember, if this world didn't suck, we'd all fall off"
  -?????
  
• "I am an agnostic pagan. I doubt the existence of many gods"
  -?????
  
• "Give a man a fire, you'll warm him for the night. Set a man on fire and you'll warm him for the rest of his life"
  -?????
  
• "Porn: It's cheaper than dating"
  -?????
  
• "I gave up taxes for Lent"
  -?????
  
• "I'm not a fatalist. But even if I were, what could I do about it?"
  -?????
  
• "I have taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me send money"
  -?????
  
• "What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?"
  -?????
  
• "When I was five I lost both my parents. What a poker game that was"
  -?????
  
• "If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles"
  -?????
  
• "There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them."
  -J.K. Rowling
  
• Great quotes from The Tick
• At long last: My current "fortune" file (which I use for random email signatures) updated 7/8/04

Last Updated: 7/8/04